Sat, March 28 @ 6pm Sun, March 29 @ 1pm
Ages 16 years and up.
WADSWORTH: a traditional British butler in every sense: uptight, formal and “by the book.” He is the driving force in the play.
YVETTE, a loyal and sexy French maid.
MISS SCARLET, a dry, sardonic D. C. madam, more interested in secrets than sex.
MRS. PEACOCK, the wealthy wife of a senator. A bit batty, neurotic, and quick to hysteria.
MRS. WHITE, a pale, morbid, and tragic woman. Mrs. White may or may not be the murderer of her five ex-husbands.
COLONEL MUSTARD, a puffy, pompous, dense, blowhard of a military man.
PROFESSOR PLUM, an arrogant academic, easily impressed by himself.
MR. GREEN, a timid yet officious rule follower. He’s awfully anxious.
Also (some of these parts MAY be played by one actor):
THE COOK, a gruff woman with a threatening presence.
SINGING TELEGRAM GIRL, a tap dancer with a heart of gold.
MR. BODDY, a slick, Frank Sinatra, film noir-esque type fella.
THE MOTORIST, a benign gentleman who rings the wrong doorbell.
CHIEF OF POLICE, a cop who helps to save the day.
THE “BROKEN DOWN CAR” COP, a regular Joe.
BACKUP COP, backup for the chief. (no lines)